Well, So Far, It Be Looking Dead

For those of you who are sympathetic, there is something you can get me.
This:

It is supposedly the PERFECT glass from which to drink Sam Adams Beer.

Blogger sent me some weird email response to my request for help. I guess the true test would be to see if I can set up another page called Beantown Bwana. If Blogger doesn't allow the use of the name, then I would surmise they still have all my shit someplace.
Bastids.